Somethings disturbing James - A message from James.

Well surprise surprise! James won't be in London over the weekend as he has to fly out to The Philippines tomorrow. I wonder how long it will be until he befalls some tragedy or needs some money for parerwork etc? I am a bit worried as he has 'somthings disturbing him' and he  has 'such an hard feelings' for me. All sounds decidedly dodgy if you ask me. Oh, and apparently, he has a German accent!



How re you doing my dearest Gaye,Thanks for the mail and the time you took to write me something as good as what you wrote,Darling I'm so sorry about your health,I thank the good Lord that you re doing well at least,I was worried and wondering why you have not written me,Well now that I know i will keep praying for you to be strong and well again as usual,Its good to know that you re strong and doing well....Darling it would be so nice to have you with me this weekend,But I'm sorry to disappoint you that I have a schedule to Leave England tomorrow morning,my flight has been booked and hotel reservation already made in Philippines Asia,my oil drill rig developed some problem so I have to go there to get what I need to put it in order so that I can finish up with my Contract as soon as possible as I have a duration to be through in 2weeks time,I don't know how long I will be there for depending on what I came to do ...But I want you to be patient and I will come and meet you as soon as the job is over,This way we will have time for each other and be able to do what we were meant to do in just 3days,I want you to know that I would be very happy to have you with me and see you in person,But I just can't at the moment since I will be flying out of Heath-row England tomorrow morning,don't worry attend your business and do what you have got to do,as soon as I come back i will try my best to round off my job in time and I will collect your address and fly to you as soon as possible,I hope you don't feel bad about this,I just have to do what I need to do as this is a 3.1million pounds Contract so I have to do everything right so that nothing will stop my payment..I do want to meet you and my heart yells for you...But business before pleasure...I apologize for this coincidence....bear with me?Thank for the words I do appreciate every bit of all you typed,I wish I could write something sweet for you too...I have somethings disturbing me,,,,,I just don't want to tell you as I feel its just to early to have such an hard feelings for you...But I promise to write everything out for you and tell you how I feel.Do you have a phone number?I would like to hear my babies voice...I guess you will also love to hear me,,,,,I want to let you know that I have a German accent and I hope you can get along with it,Until then please take care of yourself for me and have a wonderful day...may the good Lord heal you and make you as strong as possible....Bye for now

Regards

James

I've been ill but am coming to London! - A message to James.

As I hadn't replied for a bit (it's good to make them sweat a bit!) he got worried. So, I have been ill but am now recovered and will be in London at the weekend so I want to meet up! I wonder what excuse he will come up with not to meet me? I do hope he likes Fairground Attraction!!

My dearest James

I have been thinking about you whilst I have been laid ill in my bed which is why I haven't been in touch. I think I must have caught something after the mass beaver shave of last weekend as I have been sick and feverish and barely moved from my bed. Today has been the first day that I have felt well enough to get online and check my messages as I  just didn't have the strength to even open my laptop lid. I have managed to eat a little today so hopefully I am on the mend. I hope I haven't worried you too much my dear.

I have some brilliant news for you James. This coming weekend I am coming to London!! I have a business matter to attend to with regard to the Launch of Arseicles so will be in the capital from friday afternoon until Monday. So my dear, I want to meet you!! I am just so excited that I can barely contain myself!! I have already printed off the directions to your hotel so although I won't be staying there, I know where it is so I can come and see you. Isn't this just wonderful James? What would be the best time to meet? I know you work long hours so I was hoping that maybe we could go out for dinner one evening. There are plenty of amazing restaurants to choose from so we will be spoilt for choice. Can you let me know as soon as possible which is the best day for us to meet and the best time so we can get something planned. I can't wait to hear from you James and finally get to meet you.

As you have written me such lovely messages I thought I would send you something special too. I hope you like it!



Don't want half hearted love affairs
I need someone who really cares.
Life is too short to play silly games
I've promised myself I won't do that again.

It's got to be perfect
It's got to be worth it
Yeah.
Too many people take second best

But I won't take anything less
It's got to be
Yeah
Perfect.

Young hearts are foolish
They make such mistakes
They're much too eager to give their love away.
Well
I have been foolish too many times

Now I'm determined I'm gonna get it right.

It's got to be perfect

Young hearts are foolish
They make such mistakes

It's got to be perfect

It's got to be
Yeah
Worth it
It's got to be perfect.


All my love

Gaye xxxxxxxxxxx



*Lyrics by Fairground Attraction

He's worried - A message from James.

Awww bless! He's worried about me!!

How re you doing dearest Gaye?Worried I have not heard from you?I hope everything is fine?Well I'm working and doing well just not happy that there is nothing to read from you...Do take care of yourself and please do not work too hard...Bye for now

Regards

James

A nice woman to be a virgin!! ~ A message from James.

Here comes James with more of his cut and paste romantic clap trap!! Ha wants to take me to a Renaissance Fair (WTF??) and treat me like his Lancelot!! Blah blah blah!!!

How re you doing Dearest Gaye,Thanks for the e mail and I feel happy each time I check my e mail and I have something to read from you,I do appreciate every bit of what you write to me,God you re such a nice woman to be a Virgin at this time of your Life,I will never cause the day I met you,You re an amazing woman and I will always appreciate everything that comes from you .....You asked me a few questions,darling I will like to do everything with you together,and its also nice to share the same likes of food and vegetables,I bet you we re gonna  make a very wonderful couple together,yes I know that you re spiritual and I like that too...Don't worry I will always share my problem with you and If I have anyone that has a problem too I will refer them to my Loving baby,Things I like to do include,Watching soccer,going for long walks,Surfing,nascar,reading and watching movies,I think there re somethings that I will certainly Love to do with you as soon as we re able to fall in Love with each other and meet in person...

Be your best friend.
Get caught with you in the rain.
Dance with you in the rain.
Stargaze on a clear night.
Watch the sunset together.
Spend all day with you doing nothing.
Moonlit walks on the beach.
Be more proud of you than I already am at this very moment.
Go on a carriage ride through the park.
Do a crossword together.
Go to brunch.
Have a disagreement (it could/will only make us stronger).
Go for a twilight horseback ride.
Watch a bad movie together.
Spend the rest of my life with you.
Have our picture taken together.
Eat ice cream with you.
Make love to you passionately.
Go to a museum together.
Talk to each other using only body language.
Give you space when you need it.
Accept you totally and completely - flaws and all (I already do).
Discuss current events in a heated debate.
Have you see the error of your ways from aforementioned heated debate and make mad, torrid love to you, in the midst of all that passion.
Carve our names into a tree/table.
Go for a walk at dusk together.
Be one with you.
Send you a singing telegram.
Spend all night thinking of 101 sweet things to do for you.
Hold you and gaze into your eyes and realize how much I love you...and tell you.
Gently run my hand across your cheek and look into your eyes.
Blindfold you and take you somewhere romantic.
Spend my life making you happy.
Spend my life making our family happy.
Feel your heartbeat.
Go roller/ice skating together.
Give you a backrub just because.
ALWAYS being honest with each other.
Go hiking/camping together.
Have our first fight, make up and feel a stronger bond because we very successfully weathered the storm - together.
Marry you.
Laugh at someone together.
Share a plate of spaghetti.
Give you a stuffed animal just because.
Go on a fun family vacation and bring back the kind of memories movies are made of.
Treat you like my Lancelot.
Go on a road trip across America.
Count thunder together during a thunderstorm.
Envelop you in my soul.
Cook your favorite meal/meals.
Know you better than you know yourself.
Go to a Renaissance Fair.
Plant a tree in our yard together.
Look over at you during an office/military/family party and have you know without me saying a word - that I love you.
Be able to say "I love you" in 89 different ways - in 89 different countries.
Hold you when you're at your saddest and comfort you when you need it the most.
Be the one you come to for that comfort and holding.
Wipe away the days' stresses and issues, with just one hug/kiss.
Grow old with you.

Love Always,

James Jefferey Jr

Shaved beavers - A message to James.

It's been a busy weekend in Cumming-on-Flange. The beavers have been infested so had to be seen to! Though how I fitted that in amongst all my other hobbies I don't know!!


Good morning James.

Wow! So many questions lol! You really do want to get to know me inside and out don't you? I shall have a go at answering them all now!

Food - I love alsorts of food James. My favourite has to be Chineese too! Isn't that great? Maybe when we finally meet, we could go for a chineese meal. Would youlike that James? I too like vegetables so that is something else we have in common.

What are my interests? Well as you already know, I am the secretary of the Flange Beaver Society. This takes up a fair amount of my time but it is more than worth the effort. Beavers are so important in Flange and we must do everything we can to make sure they are happy and have a safe environment to live and breed in. Consequently, I spend a lot of time thing about beavers. I just love their soft, warm furriness, even when they are a bit damp! We had a bit of a crisis over the weekend though James. It came to our attention that there was some kind of flea or tic infestation amongst a medium sized colony of beavers that nest near the Flange tributary at Little Muff. As you can imagine, this is a serious matter as infestations such as these quickly spread and become rife. We called upon the members of the society and others in the village to come and help. We captured as many of the beavers as we could and housed them in several sheds in my back garden. We then had no option but to shave all the beavers. A tad drastic you may think, but believe me James, there was no other option. As long as the beavers are fully shaved, the tics have nowhere to hide and keep warm so they die. Anyway, we all set to it and got those beavers shaved. It was quite funny as lots of our male members said they much preffered a shaved beaver though I can't see the attraction myself! Nature gave them fur so in my eyes, they look much better au naturelle!! We finally finished shaving them all by 8:30pm. It was a long and hard job but at least we know we have done all we can to stop the beavers getting itchy and infected. I mean, who wants an itchy beaver eh?

As well as the beavers I do like to do a bit of performing. Twice a month I am one of the leading attractions at our local Burlesque Club. You may be mistaken in thinking that all burlesque performers have to be young, skinny little things. Oh no!  I have a real hard core following who love nothing better that watching me shake my tassels! My stage name is Gaye the Glorious and some of the regulars have even had t-shirts made with my name and picture on them!! One couple who come every month, Kristian and David have matching t-shirts that say "We love a bit of Gaye" on them! Lovely couple they are but I do wish that David would stop putting in requests for me to dance to 'The Red Flag'. It's just not got the right tempo if you ask me.

I also do the usual stuff, reading, taphophilia, listening to music, knitting, gardening, rock climbing, sewing, abseiling, roller blading, seances, train spotting and even occasionally a bit of drawing. What kind of things do you like to do James?

As you know, I am also a psychic so spend quite a lot of time at our local church. My spirit guide Eatshi Tandie will often give me messages for individuals in the congregation that I am more than happy to pass on to them. I am so blessed to have been given the gift of communicating with those who have passed over into the next life. Is there anyone you would like me to contact for you James? If so, please do not hesitate to ask.

You ask what I want to explore with a man? I want to explore everything James. You may find this hard to believe but I am actually still a virgin! I hope you aren't too shocked at this frank confession. I know I was married once but we had 'complications' within our relationship. I shall explain all this to you in a further email at another time as it is linked in with my former husbands death and is quite hard for me to talk about. I do hope you will be kind and patient with me when our time comes as I would hate for anything to go wrong again.

Right my dearest, I have to go now as I have a very busy day. Don't work too hard and keep smiling!!

Much love

Gaye xxxx

He's keen! - A message from James.

Well well well!! James is an eager little bunny isn't he? He is very demanding of my time, sending me all these emails when he is supposed to be working from 4am to 7pm! I wonder if his boss knows?

How re you doing my dearest Gaye?How is everything going?Are you too busy this weekend to not even say hi?Well I just hope everything is fine and you re taking good care of yourself?I have been thinking about you and worried that I have not gotten any mail from you,I just hope you re not working too hard,Just take care of yourself for me and know that you re always in my mind and thoughts..I don't have any one in my Life,Its just me myself and I and I have learn to live like this Until I made up my mind to start again then I found you,I just want you to know everything about me so you will no longer regard me as a stranger,I just miss not reading an e mail from you,I will have to take my rest now and do something later when I wake up...How is your weekend going?Take care of yourself and be good...

Regards

James

More tan love - A message from James.

James wants more tan love. I don't do tans, fake or real. He's going to be very disappointed at my paleness. He also wants to know if I am eating well!!  How very considerate of him. He has also added a Jr to the end of his name. Ok.



How re you doing?I hope everything is fine with you darling?Thanks for telling me everything I asked you,I must confess you re really a Lovely woman and I would love to spend time with you,How you Live your everyday Life?What re your likes and dislikes?What is it you really have to explore with a man?I would like to know,,,,I did like to know so that I know If I'm the man that could replace the lost man in your Life,I'm not into games and tricks so would not like to get into a relationship that would not last a Lifetime,I want a woman I could grow old with and be happy for the rest of my Life,I want more tan Love in a relationship,I want the woman to be my best friend and everything a man would have ..You know what I mean,I love everything about you and I would like to talk to you on the phone and also read your mails everyday and chat with you as well?What is your working schedule?What time to you leave home and when do you come back home?What kind of food do you Like?I love the sea food,chinesse and Vegetables,I live my hotel room in England for work at 4am in the morning and return at about 6pm or 7pm depending on the work I have to do,I work from Sunday through monday,I told you this is a 3.1million pounds Contract and I have been here in Knightsbridge since last year November....The Contract has a time duration so I must be through before the Easter holidays,I would love to meet you in person at the right time?

 Have you downloaded the hotmail messenger?I did like to talk to you...I hope there is smile on your face?are you eating well?Until then do take care of yourself and have a wonderful day at work...Kisses and hugs...

Regards

James Jefferey Jr.

Haemorrhoids? - A message to James.

Pffft! James has the cheek to ask if I read his emails!! He's asked me some questions that I have already answered the cheeky swine! I have answered them again and told him all about my company's new product!!


Good evening James.

I am glad we cleared that up lol! I completely understand your mistake so please don't worry about it.

Now to your questions. Of course I read your emails you silly boy!

Where do I live?  Now I could ask you if you read my emails because I have already told you where I live!!

Do I have a house of my own? Yes I do and as I already told you, I live alone.

You ask if I have any kids? Again, I have already answered that question - no I don't sadly.

Do I really need a man? Yes James, I really do! I have many unfullfilled needs that only a man can fullfill

Am I serious about you?  Yes James I am.  Since my husband died, I have been loking for a nice man to make my life complete again.

When was I born? I am 43 and my date of birth is 18 November 1968

I am pretty sure that is all your questions answered.

The meeting went very well thank you. I am joint partner in a company that makes pharmaceutical creams for chemists. I am the development manager. The product we were discussing today is a new one that is just about to hit the market. It's a dual treatment for haemorrhoids that not only shrinks the piles but freezes them too, making them pain free. It's called Arseicles! Catchy name don't you think? Arseicles is set to take the rectal treatment market by storm. Soon, Arseicles will be in every chemist and it will be all down to me! Have you ever had haemorrhoids James? If it's something that you suffer from, I would be more than happy to send you a free sample to try.

Now it's bed time for me my dear one. Sleep well James and hear from you soon.

Hugs

Gaye xxxxxxx

He's not a tranny, it was an error from his brain. - A message from James.

I can't tell you how disappointed I am that James isn't a transvestite. He suggests that I find myself a Scottish man if that is what I want! Anyway, it appears his brain had an error that made him sign his last email Jenny. That's ok then!



How re you doing my Dearest Gaye,Thanks for the mail,I want you to know that what happened was my thought about my family,I am James Jefferey Junior,Jenny was the name of my daughter,I don't know what happened,But I just want to appologise to you,I'm a very honest man and a one woman man,So I did like you to know what happened was an error directly from my brain,I hope you understand me and don't think about it much Okay?


 I am not that kind of man that dresses in a female outfit,I hope this doesn't turn you off,,,If you did like that I think you could get the best of that from a Scottish man,I'm an American and not even an English man,I just hope this doeasn't stop your likes for me?How is your meeting going?Do you read my mails?I have questions for you and you never answer them?Please read my mails well and answer my questions this way we could get to know each other well?When re you gonna get on the msn I'm still waiting and hoping to hear from you,Until then take care of yourself and have a wonderful day...

Regards

James

Are you a transvestite? - A message to James.

So James/Jenny, are you a transvestite? I jolly well hope so!!



Hello James/Jenny

I have a question to ask you. For some reason, you signed your last email to me, 'Regards Jenny.' Why did you do this?

I shall be direct and to the point here James. Are you a transvestte or a cross dresser? Please be honest with me about this as honesty in a relationship is of the utmost importance.

James/Jenny, I have a confession for you. I love men who dress in womens clothing! To me, transvestites and cross dressers are wonderful human beings with the strength of spirit and character to be who they really want to be. So, if you are indeed a transvestite or a cross dresser, I will be more than happy to embrace that side of you. In fact, I  will positively encourage it!  We could have the very best relationship ever. You could be my boyfriend and my best girlfriend all in one wonderful package (but don't tell Emily or she will get jealous!)

Imagine the shopping trips we could have, both of us trying on dresses and matching cardigans, pleated skirts and polo necks. Oh James/Jenny, I am so excited about this!! I can help do your hair and apply your make up. It would be simply wonderful. We could be 'ladies what lunch', out on the town in Knightsbridge, flirting with the business men and having a good giggle. Oh James/Jenny I think I may just have fallen a little bit in love with you!

Please reply to me as soon as you can my darling.

All my love

Gaye xxxxxx

He loves me but appears to have had a sex change! - A message from James?

Well, James has  replied but now seems to have morphed into Jenny so far as his email is concerned! He has seen the photos I sent and thinks I have a lovely smile!! I asked him about his job and he has told me that he is staying at the Egerton House Hotel in Knightsbridge. He has been there since November last year and will finish at the end of next month. Now with single rooms coming in between £310 and £560 per night, that is an expensive stay. I think I shall be asking him for some money!!


How re you doing my Dearest Gaye,Thanks for the mail and the pictures,darling I see no reason why you should be scared of showing a man like me your picture,I'm not a man of the outward Looks of a woman,I want a woman with a good heart,Very romantic and know how to take care of her man,You re such a nice woman and I love the smiles I always see on your face,that alone made me happy and I know that you will certainly make a good woman that any man would love to be with...Thanks for the pictures once again....I do believe in you and me because I have this feeling that we will make it together If we learn to trust each other and work things,I would like us to chat at all times,talk on the phone and have each other in our thoughts everyday...You asked about my Job..Let me tell you

  I'm presently working in England London on a Contract worth about 3.1million pounds here in England,My job is all about refining Crude Oil into finish goods like Diesel,kerosine,Fuel and all of that,So an Malaysia is paying (NNPC) to help them refine about 50thousand barrels of Crude so this is the Job that I have been working on since November Last year,It would be sad to tell you that since then I have left home which you know is Miami Florida,I have a house there of my own...I hope you know that it took me 4years to get back on my feet again after the loss of my Wife and daughter,I want to tell you that since then I didn't want to look for any job or have anything to do with any woman,Now darling its good to know that I have found a good woman and also have a Job that I have been working on,I might round off the Job this month Ending or April ...But as time goes on you will get to know everything on what is going on with me,I Live in Knights-bridge here in central London,Egerton house hotel from here I go to work everyday and take care of myself,I asked you a question..Do you have a house of your own?Where exactly do you Live?Do you really need a man?are you serious with me?Please answer my questions as I will be hoping to read from you soonest...Until then do take care of yourself for me and have a good day...

Regards

Jenny

Me revealed! - A message to James!

I have sent James some photos of me. I doubt he will have heard of, or seen Mrs Brown's boys so I should be ok! Do you think he will still not care for a womans facial looks?!!



Dearest James.

Thank you so much for your lovely message. It was so heartening to read that you care not for the facial looks of a woman. It's a good job really! I have attached some photos of myself, including one of my friends in the Flange Beaver Society. The people in the Beaver Society photo are (L-R) - Mr Womble-Dung, Mr Moore, Miss Scott (my best friend), Me (in the orange cardigan), Miss Mitchell and Mr Pierce. It was taken in my kitchen during one of my now legendary 'crumpets and strumpets' parties! The one of me and the other lady is myself and my best friend from the society, Miss Scott. She is a lovey woman if a bit of a one for the men! I'm telling you, behind that hair net beats the heart of a Goddess!

Talking of hearts, I do indeed have a good one. It is a loyal and loving heart and who knows James, one day it may be yours!

You ask me if I have any children. Sadly not. This is something I intend to discuss with you in the near future but as it is quite a painful and personal matter, I feel I need to know you a bit better first. Give me time James and you will know all you need to know about me.

So James, please tell me more about your job. I am very interested in finding out more about it and what it is that you do.

As for Yahoo messenger, I don't use it as it installs awful things on your computer that cause it to crash, Maybe I could install MSN messenger if you would like to chat on there sometime?

For now James it is late and I am tired. I have a business meeting in the morning to discuss a new product we are bringing out so need to be awake and on time!

Sleep well my dearest and hope to  hear from you soon if my photos haven't put you off.

Fond wishes

Gaye xxxxxxxxx

Where on this planet? A message from James.

I am so glad that James doesn't care about facial looks! Wait till he sees me!!


How re you doing Gaye,I don't care about the facial looks of a woman,all i can about is a woman with a good heart,So let me assure you do not be scared and please send me your pictures,Where on this planet do you live?I didn't mean I fell for you so fast,Just tell you what a relationship would be to me,I want to have a woman in my Life,I know you will make a good woman as I'm getting to like everything about you,Do you have a Kid?You need to open a yahoo messenger so that we can talk from time to time...Please send me the pictures,I will always be there for you no matter what...Until then take care of yourself and don't work too hard...

Regards

James

Miss Mitchells stuffed beaver! - A message to James.

James you naughty, naughty boy! This is where his words of love came from! (thanks to Doreen for the link!) And to think, I thought he really felt that way!! He wants a picture of me. I have warned him I am not much to look at and will send a picture with the next email.

Good morning James!

Easy tiger! I think you need to slow down a bit here please. I was pretty bowled over by your last message. It came as quite a shock to me to read that you have been having such thoughts and feelings for me already. I am a woman of the world james but feel we need to get to know each other a bit better before we get so carried away.

You have asked me to send you some photos of me. I have been hesitant so far as I am very insecure about my looks. I don't feel that I am an attractive woman James and struggle with my self image. People often think I am much older than I actually am and I am worried that once you see my picture that you won't be interested in me any more. Please James, promise me one thing, if you find me hideously unnatractive you must tell me. I need you to be honest with me about it. I fully understand if you no longer wish to persue a relationship with me once you have seen me. I know a lot of people will say that you don't look at the fireplace when you are poking the fire but I do want you to fancy me. I shall send pictures with my next message once I know that you will be honest with me about it.

Anyway James, how is work going? Are you enjoying your time in London? Have you seen the Queen yet? My friend Wendy has met the Queen! She gave her some badge or medal or something like that, supposedly for doing goood things in the community. I did laugh at that as the Wendy I know much prefers getting drunk, swearing at taxi drivers and demolishing works of art! Takes all sorts I suppose!

The Flange Beaver Society meeting the other night went reasonably well. I managed to keep order but only just. Some of those beaver lovers can be quite hot headed at times and I have to have a strict demeanour to deal with them. We had a guest speaker in to give us a demonstration about how best to stuff a beaver (as deceased one of course). Mrs Tongue wasted no time in getting to grips with Miss Mitchells limp beaver, opening it up and making sure there was nothing in there already. She quickly inserted her hand, right up to her wrist, wiggled her fingers a bit then pulled it back out. She told us that it was essential to make sure everything was in order before getting down to the stuffing. She then grabbed a handfull of the necessary filling and rammed it right up inside Miss Mitchells beaver until it was full and could take no more. Well, it was a sight to behold. I don't think Miss Mitchells beaver had ever looked so magnificent! She then sewed it back up and Mr Moore mounted it. Now Mr Moore is not used to mounting beavers but he did a pretty good job and it now takes pride of place in the societies club room.

Well James, I look forward to hearing from you again soon.

With fond wishes

Gaye xxxxxxxxx

Oh my word!! A saucy message fromJames!

So I tell James all about my past lives and he replies with smut!! Well cut and paste pseudo romantic bollocks to be precise!


How re you doing Gaye,Thanks for the mail and I do appreciate everything you told me about yourself,Well according to what they told me happened,they drove into a Truck and they both died,I learn to forget about the past,Yes I do like rats and I will like to have one some day,Do you have pictures of yourself?Please I will like you to send me some of yourself,

I keep thinking about the future, about life, and what I want out of it. I keep thinking about Life and what a relationship means to me. I keep thinking about these things and I realize they go hand in hand. This relationship is my future; it's what I want out of life. I want to grow old with you. I want to experience this crazy love forever and ever, and I really think I'm going to get to. I want us to walk through new houses picking the one that would be just right for us. I want to see you walk around our house in a big t-shirt with your hair down and catch me staring at how gorgeous you are. I want you to pull the covers off me at night and then I have to get even closer, if it's possible, to you to keep warm. I want to see you laugh like crazy at me when I do stupid stuff. I want to rub lotion all over your body because you laid out in the sun too long. . I want to see you and me chasing ourselves round the house,both of us laughing our heads off and having fun. I want to hold you when you cry and smile with you when you smile. I want to fall asleep every night with you in my arms. I want you to fall asleep on my chest listening to the beat of my heart and know it beats for you I want you to be the first thing I see when I wake up and the last thing I see when I go to sleep. I want to see your bad morning hair; I think it will be so cute. I want to sit on the beach with you and watch the sun set, and I want all the people who pass us to envy the love that we obviously have for each other.
 
I want to see you walk down that isle and I want to take your hand for the rest of my life. I want to spend all night, and maybe the next day, making love to you with an undying passion (sorry to be so blunt). I want to be 60 years old and still make out with you like a little schoolboy. I want to cook a meal with you and us totally ruin it and end up doing take out. I want to sit there talking to you for hours about nothing at all but in the same time everything or maybe we won't talk at all and just grin at each other realizing how lucky we are. I want you to get mad at me for doing something stupid, and I want you to burst out laughing when you try to yell at me. I want to lay with you in front of a fireplace and keep the heat going long after the fire goes out. I want to take trips with you to places we've never been and experience them together. I want us to go skinny-dipping in a hotel pool and get caught and streak back to our hotel room waking everyone up because we're laughing so hard. I want us to go and pick out the hot tub we want with the biggest grins on our faces the whole time. I want the sales rep to get embarrassed when we sit in them and make sure we have enough room to do the things we want to do. I want our friends to come over and get totally jealous because they don't share a love like we do. I want to be walking into a store with you and trip and fall on my face and turn around to see you rolling on the ground laughing at me.

 I want us to run outside in the rain and act like total kids getting completely soaked, and when we come back in stripping down to nothing as we stumble into the bedroom, or the kitchen counter, or the balcony, or the dining room table, or an office desk, or the shower, which ever one we feel like at the time making Love and Cuddling.
I want it to take your breath away every time I say, "I love you" because you know it's coming from the heart. I want us to be sitting together at all times. I want us to sit down with a box of strawberries, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and a thing of mint chocolate ice cream; well, I'll let your imagination finish that one. I want to love you and be with you for at least forever if not a little longer. I couldn't really express in words what I'm feeling right now so I decided to share with you SOME of the images and thoughts that have been running through my head.
 
Regards
 
James Jefferey

Past lives - A message to James.

So, James wants to know about my past life, well he can know about them all!!

Hello again James

It was lovely to hear from you again. I am glad I didn't upset or distress with with the message that was coming through from the young girl and her mother. I am so sorry to hear they all lost their lives in a car crash. That must have been  truely devastating for you. Can I ask what happened?

Now to answer your questions James. Yes, I live alone except for my 5 pet rats, Mort, Doreen, Twanky, Barbara and Lainy. Do you like rats James? I see them almost as my children, I love them so much. As I said before, I too am widowed. This is something I find pretty difficult to talk about but I will tell you about it given time. I have no man in my life James, I am all alone. I do however have lots of amazing friends who keep me company and look out for me.

You asked about my past life. It's funny that you should ask that as recently I have undergone a series of sessions of regression therapy. Do you ever feel like you have lived on this earth before James? I have always had the feeling that I have lived before including having strange dreams and flashbacks to events I was unsure about but seemed familiar. A few weeks ago I decided to do something about this and sought the help of an expert in the field, Dame Kerry Dill - Doe.  Dame Dill - Doe explained the process which involved putting me into a lightly hypnotic state and regressing me backwards through my existence.

Well James. so many hidden memories came flooding back. The first one was of me in a large and luxurious house where I was kept hidden away in just 2 rooms. I was never allowed out, kept hidden away from visitors and only allowed to be in contact with the staff of the house assigned to look after me. This is because I was the illegitimate child of Kind William IV and one of her servants, a young girl called Emily. I was regressed further and memories came back of being a mother of 6 children who all died of the plague in 1665. The emotion I felt as I remembered not being able to bury my children as their bodies had to be burnt becasue of the plague was harrowing. No mother should ever have to experience that. The final regression saw me as a country Gentleman of some wealth in the year 1426.  Sadly I died of the 'pox' from having sex with too many loose women. It was so interesting being able to make sense of these dreams and memories. So James, that is my past life in a nutshell! Have you ever been regressed at all? I would recommend it to anyone!


Right, I must go as tonight is the AGM of the Flange Beaver Society and I have to be there to take notes and make sure all is done in accordance with the rules. Old Mr Womble-Dung and Mrs Doyle often come to blows about the best way to groom a beaver so I have to step in and keep order lol!

Have a pleasant evening James and chat soon!

Gaye xxxxx

The best thing to happen to him sometime ~ A message from James.

James has replied. The dead people are not his wife and daughter as they were killed in a car crash along with his driver. The poor things. He wants me to tell him about my past life. I could (and will) have fun with that!!


Thanks for the e mail dearest Gaye,I appreciate every bit of your time you take to write me an e mail,Well regarding your question,I really don't know If I'm the person you re talking about,I lost my wife and daughter to a car accident 4years ago,They died the same time including my Driver that took them out,This was a very tough part of my Life and I think its all gone now,,,,May their soul rest in Peace,

 

 How is everything going with you?It seems you re busy with work that why you write me once in a while,Do you live alone?I would like to chat with you on the messenger don't know If you have time for that,Please kindly send me some pictures of you and tell me all about yourself including your past life and relationship?What month were you born and date?I would like to hear from you all the time...take care of yourself and for me I have this feeling that getting to know you would be the best thing that will happen to me sometime...Until then have a good Afternoon...

 

Regards

 

James

Welcome to beaver country! - A message to James.

As James is such a lovely, decent, honest man, I thought I would tell him a little about myself and where I live. I also have a message for him, potentially from his dead wife and daughter. I wonder what he will make of that and of my spirit guide with the unusual name?


Good afternoon James.

How lovely to hear from you and so quickly as well! Thank you so much for the pictures as well. My word,  you are an incredibly handsome man James if you don't mind me saying. Your pictures made me come over all unnecessary.

Having read you email several times, you sound like a really lovely and genuine man. You appear to be well balanced, with a good sense of humour and decent morals which is a refreshing change as so many people these days lead ungodly, questionable lives. To find someone who is honest and honourable is simply wonderful!

I completely agree that two people have to first become friends before they can become lovers. Far too many people are too hasty to jump into bed with one another, making overblown declarations of undying love before they have even got to know each other properly. I much prefer to take my time and get to know someone properly. I am glad that is something we both agree on James.

So, you say you are currently working in England. That is brilliant! Where abouts are you based? I live in the north of England in a small village called Cumming-on-Flange. It's a beautiful, picturesque place on the  edge of the river Flange and has one of the largest wild beaver populations in the whole of the country. People come from all over to get a glimpse of our beavers, especially in the mating season where their rituals are a sight to behold. I am the current secretary of the Flange Beaver Society, a position I take very seriously. I shall tell you more about that at another time James.

I was saddened to read about the loss of your wife and daughter James. This must have been a terrible and heartbreaking time for you. I don't mean to be insensitive but did they both die together in unusual circumstances? The reason I ask is this. I am a psychic medium and I have a spirit guide. She is a 16th Centuary Japanese girl called Eatshi Tandie. She herself was murdered by a dishonerable gentleman who proclaimed to love her yet killed her in cold blood. Eatshi helps me to channel the spirits of those who are passed and over the last couple of days I have had strong visions of a Lady and young girl. The lady is tall and around 35 years old. The girl is blonde, around 6 years old and very very frightened. The girl keeps telling me to look after her daddy and not to worry as the bad man with the camel and the violin can't hurt them any more. Does this mean anything to you James? My very soul is telling me that these are your lost loved ones. I do not wish to cause you any undue distress but I just had to tell you as the girl was most insistent. I do apologise if this upsets you but when they spirits speak, we must all listen.

Anyway James, I really must go now as I have a lot of things to be getting on with.

I really hope that I will hear from you again soon and hope this message finds you well and happy.

Fond wishes

Gaye xxxx

He's not as powerful as a locomotive but he can cook! - A message from James.

Well here we go, the first email from James. It's the usual formulaic stuff; dual nationality, widowed (but this time he lost his child as well), lives abroad but is currently working in London blah blah blah! The email is full of the usual flowery, romantic rubbish designed to draw a woman in, revealing his sensitive side. Bless! Let's see how long I can string this one along for!








How re you doing my friend,I would like to you get to know me a little and I hope you will also be able to tell me about yourself in this way too...Please kindly send me some picture of you
Now, more about me...My name is James Jefferey,I live in Miami Florida,Originally German and British American,6feet tall,brown hairs and Blue eyes,I have a house of my own in Miami,I was the only child of my parents and grew up with a single parent,Just me and my mom,schooled in the University of Kansas in Lawrence where I studied Petrol Chemical Engineering,I'm straight forward, honest to a fault, and very easy to get along with. I'm funny, strong when I need to be, but soft hearted most of the time. I have a great sense of humor, and a very definite romantic side. love to kiss and hold hands, but I especially like to share...big things, little things, everything...most things are better shared.
I'm emotionally balanced and stable, I have a lot to teach...but a lot to learn...I believe that the day we stop learning is the day we die. I have a lot to give emotionally...but yearn to find someone that can give as much in return.
I may not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, I'm not faster than a speeding bullet, and I'm not as powerful as a locomotive...but I can cook, and I'm pretty darn handy at fixing things.I'm looking for someone who realizes that the very essence of a good relationship starts with being "in like" before you can ever be "in love". If two people can't be friends, how can they develop into something more?I'm a gentle hearted man and I'm looking for someone who realizes that being a gentle hearted man and being chivalrous are not synonymous with being a chauvinist. Well its nice that you are interested in getting to know more about me and i am glad too that its time for me to sit and write to you everyday and see what future has for us,I have been scared to date for the past 4 years because of the death of my wife and daughter, i am also happy that i meet someone i think we can be good match with time because we need to take our time and get to know each other better,I am kind of man that like a woman that date only one man if you can do that with me then we will have more time to concentrate on each other,I am a Petrol chemical Engineer and the nature of my work gets me around the world my work base on Contract and Project so i do travel a lot ,Right now i am not in the state i am working on a contract in ENGLAND and i will be coming back to the state as as soon as I round off the Job,I will like to ask you some question and i will be glad if you can give me honest answer,I am new to this online dating stuff and i have heard that many women and men play games please i want to tell you that i am tired of getting hurt and i will be glad if you can be  honest answer,If you have someone else you are dating presently kindly tell.I am waiting for your reply.
Regards

James