Thursday 8 March 2012

Somethings disturbing James - A message from James.

Well surprise surprise! James won't be in London over the weekend as he has to fly out to The Philippines tomorrow. I wonder how long it will be until he befalls some tragedy or needs some money for parerwork etc? I am a bit worried as he has 'somthings disturbing him' and he  has 'such an hard feelings' for me. All sounds decidedly dodgy if you ask me. Oh, and apparently, he has a German accent!



How re you doing my dearest Gaye,Thanks for the mail and the time you took to write me something as good as what you wrote,Darling I'm so sorry about your health,I thank the good Lord that you re doing well at least,I was worried and wondering why you have not written me,Well now that I know i will keep praying for you to be strong and well again as usual,Its good to know that you re strong and doing well....Darling it would be so nice to have you with me this weekend,But I'm sorry to disappoint you that I have a schedule to Leave England tomorrow morning,my flight has been booked and hotel reservation already made in Philippines Asia,my oil drill rig developed some problem so I have to go there to get what I need to put it in order so that I can finish up with my Contract as soon as possible as I have a duration to be through in 2weeks time,I don't know how long I will be there for depending on what I came to do ...But I want you to be patient and I will come and meet you as soon as the job is over,This way we will have time for each other and be able to do what we were meant to do in just 3days,I want you to know that I would be very happy to have you with me and see you in person,But I just can't at the moment since I will be flying out of Heath-row England tomorrow morning,don't worry attend your business and do what you have got to do,as soon as I come back i will try my best to round off my job in time and I will collect your address and fly to you as soon as possible,I hope you don't feel bad about this,I just have to do what I need to do as this is a 3.1million pounds Contract so I have to do everything right so that nothing will stop my payment..I do want to meet you and my heart yells for you...But business before pleasure...I apologize for this coincidence....bear with me?Thank for the words I do appreciate every bit of all you typed,I wish I could write something sweet for you too...I have somethings disturbing me,,,,,I just don't want to tell you as I feel its just to early to have such an hard feelings for you...But I promise to write everything out for you and tell you how I feel.Do you have a phone number?I would like to hear my babies voice...I guess you will also love to hear me,,,,,I want to let you know that I have a German accent and I hope you can get along with it,Until then please take care of yourself for me and have a wonderful day...may the good Lord heal you and make you as strong as possible....Bye for now

Regards

James

I've been ill but am coming to London! - A message to James.

As I hadn't replied for a bit (it's good to make them sweat a bit!) he got worried. So, I have been ill but am now recovered and will be in London at the weekend so I want to meet up! I wonder what excuse he will come up with not to meet me? I do hope he likes Fairground Attraction!!

My dearest James

I have been thinking about you whilst I have been laid ill in my bed which is why I haven't been in touch. I think I must have caught something after the mass beaver shave of last weekend as I have been sick and feverish and barely moved from my bed. Today has been the first day that I have felt well enough to get online and check my messages as I  just didn't have the strength to even open my laptop lid. I have managed to eat a little today so hopefully I am on the mend. I hope I haven't worried you too much my dear.

I have some brilliant news for you James. This coming weekend I am coming to London!! I have a business matter to attend to with regard to the Launch of Arseicles so will be in the capital from friday afternoon until Monday. So my dear, I want to meet you!! I am just so excited that I can barely contain myself!! I have already printed off the directions to your hotel so although I won't be staying there, I know where it is so I can come and see you. Isn't this just wonderful James? What would be the best time to meet? I know you work long hours so I was hoping that maybe we could go out for dinner one evening. There are plenty of amazing restaurants to choose from so we will be spoilt for choice. Can you let me know as soon as possible which is the best day for us to meet and the best time so we can get something planned. I can't wait to hear from you James and finally get to meet you.

As you have written me such lovely messages I thought I would send you something special too. I hope you like it!



Don't want half hearted love affairs
I need someone who really cares.
Life is too short to play silly games
I've promised myself I won't do that again.

It's got to be perfect

It's got to be worth it
Yeah.
Too many people take second best

But I won't take anything less

It's got to be
Yeah
Perfect.

Young hearts are foolish

They make such mistakes
They're much too eager to give their love away.
Well
I have been foolish too many times

Now I'm determined I'm gonna get it right.


It's got to be perfect


Young hearts are foolish

They make such mistakes

It's got to be perfect


It's got to be

Yeah
Worth it
It's got to be perfect.


All my love

Gaye xxxxxxxxxxx



*Lyrics by Fairground Attraction

He's worried - A message from James.

Awww bless! He's worried about me!!

How re you doing dearest Gaye?Worried I have not heard from you?I hope everything is fine?Well I'm working and doing well just not happy that there is nothing to read from you...Do take care of yourself and please do not work too hard...Bye for now

Regards

James

Monday 5 March 2012

A nice woman to be a virgin!! ~ A message from James.

Here comes James with more of his cut and paste romantic clap trap!! Ha wants to take me to a Renaissance Fair (WTF??) and treat me like his Lancelot!! Blah blah blah!!!

How re you doing Dearest Gaye,Thanks for the e mail and I feel happy each time I check my e mail and I have something to read from you,I do appreciate every bit of what you write to me,God you re such a nice woman to be a Virgin at this time of your Life,I will never cause the day I met you,You re an amazing woman and I will always appreciate everything that comes from you .....You asked me a few questions,darling I will like to do everything with you together,and its also nice to share the same likes of food and vegetables,I bet you we re gonna  make a very wonderful couple together,yes I know that you re spiritual and I like that too...Don't worry I will always share my problem with you and If I have anyone that has a problem too I will refer them to my Loving baby,Things I like to do include,Watching soccer,going for long walks,Surfing,nascar,reading and watching movies,I think there re somethings that I will certainly Love to do with you as soon as we re able to fall in Love with each other and meet in person...

Be your best friend.
Get caught with you in the rain.
Dance with you in the rain.
Stargaze on a clear night.
Watch the sunset together.
Spend all day with you doing nothing.
Moonlit walks on the beach.
Be more proud of you than I already am at this very moment.
Go on a carriage ride through the park.
Do a crossword together.
Go to brunch.
Have a disagreement (it could/will only make us stronger).
Go for a twilight horseback ride.
Watch a bad movie together.
Spend the rest of my life with you.
Have our picture taken together.
Eat ice cream with you.
Make love to you passionately.
Go to a museum together.
Talk to each other using only body language.
Give you space when you need it.
Accept you totally and completely - flaws and all (I already do).
Discuss current events in a heated debate.
Have you see the error of your ways from aforementioned heated debate and make mad, torrid love to you, in the midst of all that passion.
Carve our names into a tree/table.
Go for a walk at dusk together.
Be one with you.
Send you a singing telegram.
Spend all night thinking of 101 sweet things to do for you.
Hold you and gaze into your eyes and realize how much I love you...and tell you.
Gently run my hand across your cheek and look into your eyes.
Blindfold you and take you somewhere romantic.
Spend my life making you happy.
Spend my life making our family happy.
Feel your heartbeat.
Go roller/ice skating together.
Give you a backrub just because.
ALWAYS being honest with each other.
Go hiking/camping together.
Have our first fight, make up and feel a stronger bond because we very successfully weathered the storm - together.
Marry you.
Laugh at someone together.
Share a plate of spaghetti.
Give you a stuffed animal just because.
Go on a fun family vacation and bring back the kind of memories movies are made of.
Treat you like my Lancelot.
Go on a road trip across America.
Count thunder together during a thunderstorm.
Envelop you in my soul.
Cook your favorite meal/meals.
Know you better than you know yourself.
Go to a Renaissance Fair.
Plant a tree in our yard together.
Look over at you during an office/military/family party and have you know without me saying a word - that I love you.
Be able to say "I love you" in 89 different ways - in 89 different countries.
Hold you when you're at your saddest and comfort you when you need it the most.
Be the one you come to for that comfort and holding.
Wipe away the days' stresses and issues, with just one hug/kiss.
Grow old with you.

Love Always,

James Jefferey Jr

Shaved beavers - A message to James.

It's been a busy weekend in Cumming-on-Flange. The beavers have been infested so had to be seen to! Though how I fitted that in amongst all my other hobbies I don't know!!


Good morning James.

Wow! So many questions lol! You really do want to get to know me inside and out don't you? I shall have a go at answering them all now!


Food - I love alsorts of food James. My favourite has to be Chineese too! Isn't that great? Maybe when we finally meet, we could go for a chineese meal. Would youlike that James? I too like vegetables so that is something else we have in common.


What are my interests? Well as you already know, I am the secretary of the Flange Beaver Society. This takes up a fair amount of my time but it is more than worth the effort. Beavers are so important in Flange and we must do everything we can to make sure they are happy and have a safe environment to live and breed in. Consequently, I spend a lot of time thing about beavers. I just love their soft, warm furriness, even when they are a bit damp! We had a bit of a crisis over the weekend though James. It came to our attention that there was some kind of flea or tic infestation amongst a medium sized colony of beavers that nest near the Flange tributary at Little Muff. As you can imagine, this is a serious matter as infestations such as these quickly spread and become rife. We called upon the members of the society and others in the village to come and help. We captured as many of the beavers as we could and housed them in several sheds in my back garden. We then had no option but to shave all the beavers. A tad drastic you may think, but believe me James, there was no other option. As long as the beavers are fully shaved, the tics have nowhere to hide and keep warm so they die. Anyway, we all set to it and got those beavers shaved. It was quite funny as lots of our male members said they much preffered a shaved beaver though I can't see the attraction myself! Nature gave them fur so in my eyes, they look much better au naturelle!! We finally finished shaving them all by 8:30pm. It was a long and hard job but at least we know we have done all we can to stop the beavers getting itchy and infected. I mean, who wants an itchy beaver eh?


As well as the beavers I do like to do a bit of performing. Twice a month I am one of the leading attractions at our local Burlesque Club. You may be mistaken in thinking that all burlesque performers have to be young, skinny little things. Oh no!  I have a real hard core following who love nothing better that watching me shake my tassels! My stage name is Gaye the Glorious and some of the regulars have even had t-shirts made with my name and picture on them!! One couple who come every month, Kristian and David have matching t-shirts that say "We love a bit of Gaye" on them! Lovely couple they are but I do wish that David would stop putting in requests for me to dance to 'The Red Flag'. It's just not got the right tempo if you ask me.


I also do the usual stuff, reading, taphophilia, listening to music, knitting, gardening, rock climbing, sewing, abseiling, roller blading, seances, train spotting and even occasionally a bit of drawing. What kind of things do you like to do James?

As you know, I am also a psychic so spend quite a lot of time at our local church. My spirit guide Eatshi Tandie will often give me messages for individuals in the congregation that I am more than happy to pass on to them. I am so blessed to have been given the gift of communicating with those who have passed over into the next life. Is there anyone you would like me to contact for you James? If so, please do not hesitate to ask.


You ask what I want to explore with a man? I want to explore everything James. You may find this hard to believe but I am actually still a virgin! I hope you aren't too shocked at this frank confession. I know I was married once but we had 'complications' within our relationship. I shall explain all this to you in a further email at another time as it is linked in with my former husbands death and is quite hard for me to talk about. I do hope you will be kind and patient with me when our time comes as I would hate for anything to go wrong again.


Right my dearest, I have to go now as I have a very busy day. Don't work too hard and keep smiling!!


Much love


Gaye xxxx

Saturday 3 March 2012

He's keen! - A message from James.

Well well well!! James is an eager little bunny isn't he? He is very demanding of my time, sending me all these emails when he is supposed to be working from 4am to 7pm! I wonder if his boss knows?

How re you doing my dearest Gaye?How is everything going?Are you too busy this weekend to not even say hi?Well I just hope everything is fine and you re taking good care of yourself?I have been thinking about you and worried that I have not gotten any mail from you,I just hope you re not working too hard,Just take care of yourself for me and know that you re always in my mind and thoughts..
I don't have any one in my Life,Its just me myself and I and I have learn to live like this Until I made up my mind to start again then I found you,I just want you to know everything about me so you will no longer regard me as a stranger,I just miss not reading an e mail from you,I will have to take my rest now and do something later when I wake up...How is your weekend going?Take care of yourself and be good...

Regards

James

Friday 2 March 2012

More tan love - A message from James.

James wants more tan love. I don't do tans, fake or real. He's going to be very disappointed at my paleness. He also wants to know if I am eating well!!  How very considerate of him. He has also added a Jr to the end of his name. Ok.



How re you doing?I hope everything is fine with you darling?Thanks for telling me everything I asked you,I must confess you re really a Lovely woman and I would love to spend time with you,How you Live your everyday Life?What re your likes and dislikes?What is it you really have to explore with a man?I would like to know,,,,I did like to know so that I know If I'm the man that could replace the lost man in your Life,I'm not into games and tricks so would not like to get into a relationship that would not last a Lifetime,I want a woman I could grow old with and be happy for the rest of my Life,I want more tan Love in a relationship,I want the woman to be my best friend and everything a man would have ..You know what I mean,I love everything about you and I would like to talk to you on the phone and also read your mails everyday and chat with you as well?What is your working schedule?What time to you leave home and when do you come back home?What kind of food do you Like?I love the sea food,chinesse and Vegetables,I live my hotel room in England for work at 4am in the morning and return at about 6pm or 7pm depending on the work I have to do,I work from Sunday through monday,I told you this is a 3.1million pounds Contract and I have been here in Knightsbridge since last year November....The Contract has a time duration so I must be through before the Easter holidays,I would love to meet you in person at the right time?

 Have you downloaded the hotmail messenger?I did like to talk to you...I hope there is smile on your face?are you eating well?Until then do take care of yourself and have a wonderful day at work...Kisses and hugs...

Regards

James Jefferey Jr.